The Moon Rental Agency offers temporary access to the moon for those who believe looking at it might solve something. It will not. We provide the moon as-is, with no improvements, emotional guidance, or inspirational messaging. Your allotted time will end whether you are finished reflecting or not.
Here's what we offer:
We rent access to the moon. Not ownership. Not enlightenment. Just temporary, unsentimental access to a large rock in space that has been projected onto far too many feelings. You look at it. You think about your life. Nothing is guaranteed to change. When your time is up, the moon leaves and continues existing without you. Simpler than cheese.
If you need something to do while you wait for one of our agents please click me to have fun while you wait.
Learn about the moon from someone who actually knows things (only if you want): NASA’s Moon Overview
Contact: moon@moonrental.agency (we will ignore you professionally)